Saturday, June 15, 2013

You Have to Count Your Blessings...and your Accidents. Then You Have To Compare Them.....

Nine months ago, last October, had a specific and non-predictable event not happened, my life here would have been a little different. Maybe a lot different. I don't know. A month before this unforeseeable accident, my company Abu Dhabi Education Council, had placed us (gratis) in a gorgeous hotel, the Beach Rotana, which is located in the Tourist Club Area. I loved it at this hotel. The staff were extremely gracious and accommodating even though they were servicing about 300 teachers. This could not have been an easy feat. Teachers can be loud, fussy, unforgiving, demanding, and actually in  some instances quite unreasonable. At any rate, this five star hotel was more generous and more lovely a place than I have ever stayed in America or abroad. We woke up on lush pillows for weeks on end to a massive all inclusive hot breakfast buffet, and the concierge was on hand to answer our every beck and call. There was an on site gym, sauna, and a private beach available to us directly behind the hotel! I say all of this to say, that I think ADEC was generous in it's welcoming us to the Emirates, and wanted us to be comfortable. Because it could have very well been Motel 6 style accommodations with no wifi....Omg kill me.
Here are the digs at the Beach Rotana.


View from the gym, which has an on staff trainer.......




          Lobby of the hotel, where we lounged everyday and had five star capuccinos and Pellegrino........
                            View of the private beach at the back of the hotel. I know, roughing it.

               Inside of the hotel rooms that we were given to lounge in. Free. For a month. See the roaches on the walls?  :)



After lazing it up in this terrible, terrible place for four weeks, the company started making accommodations for us to move into our actual permanent digs. It was to be a very large, almost compound style apartment complex. It was called Al Rayyana, and it was in a neighborhood in Abu Dhabi called Khalifa City A. (You guessed it, there's also a Khalifa City B. :)  The complex was gorgeous and brand new. They had just been built. When I say "just" I mean, only just. They were really honestly incomplete when we moved in;  the construction guys were still there working on units and apparently still doing inspections... blah blah blah, right? Khalifa City A is nice enough, kind of far from the heart of the city, but you can't ask for everything now can you? Being completely honest, this location and the complex itself came with it's own set of problems. For one, the incompleteness of the buildings themselves caused problems large and small with many tenants. Some people had small problems like leaks and electrical issues, and some of them had larger complications like sewage, mold, plumbing back ups and air conditioning that didn't work. Needless to say, some of the teachers dealt with these issues more graciously than others.... The other thing that was difficult for us teachers who didn't have cars was that we were in sort of a remote area, (maybe it was just remote because it was new) and the taxi drivers, bless em, couldn't find the place. So. You would call them up for booking, praying all the while that he would speak English...and you would try to coach them on how to find the place, even though you barely knew where it was yourself. If there happened to be a language barrier which was quite frequent, well then it was extra fun! Other than these technicalities, it was a great place to live. Here are some shots.

                                                                     Bathroom


Kitchen


Bedroom


Courtyard. Before Shot.



So. Like I said. The place was fine. The apartments were spacious and state of the art. Everything was new and there was a brand new pool and gym and grocery story being built. The kinks could have been worked out. Until. Small accident. Okay, it was kind of a big accident. The ground sort of fell in. I'll tell the story. I cook dinner for myself, take a shower, and lie down for a quick nap. It's about 8 o'clock. I may have been lying down for about 10 minutes, and that's when I heard it. A thunderous roll that wouldn't quit. I don't know why it's comical to me and why I'm smiling now as I type this. Yes I do, but I'll explain that later. Anyway, my room shook a bit as I was lying in bed. But it didn't shake in an earthquake kind of way. (I know this because I've experienced an earthquake here in UAE as well. Lol, my life is a freaking adventure!) No, it wasn't an earthquake kind of shake. It was more like the kind of shake you feel when a huge eighteen wheeler truck or a concrete grinder truck comes too close to a residential area and it just trembles the ground a teeny bit because of it's sheer size and power. But the trucks are never really quite this..... loud. This sound was unbelievably loud. I think one of the reasons I'm laughing now is because I just continued to lie down after I heard it. You see, my apartment was one of the ones that had a faulty AC unit, and it was bloody hot in the place. I literally had to lie very still in order to not break a sweat. And so I suppose that even with the imminent threat of a possible concrete truck smashing straight into my bedroom wall, I couldn't be bothered to move to see what it was. Now. I don't exactly sleep in apparel of a modest nature, so you can imagine my chagrin when the tiny Pakistani security guard banged my door down with the strength of ten men and demanded that I get out of the apartment, NOW!!! So I do what any self respectable Muslim lady living in the Emirates would do in this situation. I put on my abaya and run! I'm one of the first few people to get outside because my apartment was on the ground floor. Then I see it. It, is a massive, and I do mean massive hole in the ground where the courtyard used to be. Where I'd sat on a bench just four hours ago waiting for a taxi driver with limited English and little to no understanding of how to find the place. This entire courtyard, complete with structures, fountains, benches, and newly planted trees, had fallen through the ground, down a full story below to the underground parking garage. Oh and also, there were also some teachers cars that were parked on the ground level, that had fallen into the parking garage.....I'm laughing again. What? It's nervous laughter.  Now before you think anything, I'm going to say what anyone could plainly see. This was an accident, and it could have happened anywhere. Here's a picture of the hole. Massive.


Free car. If you can pull it out of the hole. Is it too early to joke about that? I don't think so. 

Some fountain structures, and a couple new trees..... My bench....:) So Close. Whew!



Yes, it is as scary as it looked! Haha. Why am I still laughing then....Actually what's wrong with me?

Nice aerial shot for you blood thirsty hounds. There was no blood. At all.





Alright, stop gawking already! Accident. It was an unfortunate accident.  I can't say it too many times. Because when it happened, and months after it happened, some people, who will remain nameless and after this blog is posted they will be launched right back into the most obscure branches of my brain where they've been living ever since the incident. They hemmed and hawed, and cried and slung enough snot to put Kleenex out of stock for a while. I mean, honestly. People seriously believed that they were traumatized.  I mean it was scary, but  honestly it was an accident. You mean, there were never any structural collapses in America, or UK, or Canada? Never? Not one? Oh, okay, then yes, this place is a living hell indeed. Scoff. Yawn. Get over yourselves. Let's remember what's important. Myself and a few other people sat in that courtyard day in and day out, using our cell phones, waiting for taxies, playing with children. Noone was on the courtyard when it collapsed. Noone. That's important. It has to be noted. Noone was underneath the structure in the parking garage. There could have easily been security guards or construction workers down there as the place was teeming with them all day and all afternoon. That's a blessing from Allah! Some teachers were yelling out that they refused to go to work for the rest of the week. Some were shouting no justice, no peace. Others were about to pull out their Sharpies and pickets.....  Our employer responded professionally, swiftly, and with the safety and comfort of people and their families as their immediate concern.  They transported us to another roach motel, AKA another five star resort style hotel. This time it was the Yas Viceroy Hotel. You know the huge one on Yas Island with the Formula One RaceTrack built underneath it's haunches. You know the one that sits on it's own Marina lined with million dirham yachts. Yep, that one. People were still crying buckets. Every meeting, every update, every single piece of correspondence sent out. Eyes red. Cried out. Why is this happening to us? Why did I leave my sweet sweet hometown? I knew this was a mistake!!! Why are we at the Yas Hotel!!!???  It's sad, I know. I completely understand. I too, had been hoping for the Econolodge. Ridiculous.
Here's some pics of the Yas Hotel. Enjoy. I know I did.

 By day it looks like the throw of a fisherman's net. 

By night, it looks like a whale!! It's massive. 

My bedroom. Which was later upgraded to a king suite with a dance floor, because I was so nice to concierge!!!
 Sitting area leading to the patio for Formula One Track viewing.

My little sister Naima and I enjoying Yas Brunch on the patio. BMW's were zooming by below us. Swanky. 

Me. Because....Nice photo...??? :)



My patio was directly under the "throw" of the fisherman's net of the hotel. Formula One engines kept me up all night. Told you it was harsh living. 



In a later post, I'll show you what happened after the Yas, the new accommodations, and how things shifted. A lot. In a good way!

Friday, June 14, 2013

Swanky Thangs

Sometimes, you have to do swanky things in life. You have to go to swanky places, and wear your swanky clothes. It's alright. It's fun. You hold your tea cup high and you stick out your swanky pinky. You sit up straight and you don't slouch the back, and you make like this is the way you always sit, even though it feels hella weird to some of the lower back muscles. I have never done so many of these swanky things until I got to Abu Dhabi. I love it, honestly. Listen, I'm 32 years old, and I'm having the time of my life in a beautiful place. I have to put on now or never. Because let's face it. When am I ever going to look this good again? (See? You can even speak with swankiness.)


Probably the best instance in Abu Dhabi of all the swank lined up in one huge gigantic swank tank, is the Emirates Palace Hotel. This place is gorgeous. Put it on your top five list of places to ever go, not just in Abu Dhabi, but period. It's the second most expensive hotel ever built for sobbing out loud. Do not misunderstand me. I've only visited the hotel, I haven't stayed there. I'm a teacher, let's be realistic. On each occasion that I've gone, I was taken aback by the majesty and the splendor of the place. The domes, the arches, and the art. The enormous pictures of the Sheikh smiling down at you. It's all so amazing.......










I've gone to the palace for normal tea with my sister when she visited UAE last winter, and for high tea for my friend Khaleel's birthday. Normal  tea and high tea are completely different things. However for both, we put on our prettiest dresses, high heels, and we did the straight back thing. (I'm telling you it hurts like a mofo, but thats not the point.)

At regular tea, which turned out to be not so regular at all, we treated ourselves to 24 carat gold cappuccinos and loose leaf fragrant oolong teas. There's also the camelcino offering, which as you can probably guess is made with fresh steamed camel's milk. (A delicacy.) We were settled into an overly plush sofa with tons of linen and silk pillows lined with gold trimming. Here's a photo of the 24 carat gold cappuccino.  It did not fail to delight.






Here's high tea with the girls. Such fancy ladies. Yes that is the ubiquitous high tea cucumber sandwich, (UAE style.) Yes, those tiered towers of desserts that kept showing up again and again are completely over the top. And finally, yes, that is 24k gold sprinkled on the chocolate cake.






Finally, just in case that you are a swank monster, and I haven't given you enough to satisfy your swank tooth.... just after the Palace lobby, look over to your left....... and





Gold ATM. Boom. Swank Session Complete.

Thursday, June 13, 2013

School Daze

For the last two weeks I've been hanging around my school, student-less, and really getting to know my co-workers a little better. As challenging as that has been, I've enjoyed it. The students at my school, and many other schools across our emirate, stopped coming about 2 weeks ago. There's a mixed bag of ideas about why the students stop coming so soon before their actual last date of school. Might be getting too hot outside. Parents and officials here might have a generally more relaxed attitude about school attendance. Grades are already turned in for the last semester. Teachers in every classroom have already had a "class celebration" complete with End of Year Award ceremony.

Every day starts the same.

7:30am Meet the English staff in the English staff room first thing. Share some gossip with the American and Irish girls and while waiting for the guys to show up, finish applying makeup. Laze around with glazed over eyes in the English staff room for about an hour until fully wakened. 8:00am. Check for meetings. If we have one, go to it, listen up for a few and then head out. 8:30am. Mall. Have breakfast and coffee at Tim Hortons, have some more juicy and crass conversation and possibly shop around in a few stores. 10:00am. Back to school. 10:15am. Go to Arabic teacher staff room. Laze around in there and get offered a spicy or minty hot tea by the Arabic ladies. They offer Turkish coffee as well, but it puts hair on the chest. I steer clear. Discuss my homeland, their children and husbands, everyones abayas, makeup, sunglasses, and designer bags. Practice Arabic with them, and for the 50th time this semester, allow them to try to convince you to wear the shayla. (Head covering.) Allow them to try their shayla on you to see, "How beautiful it will look with your face. Nice eyes you have, perfect for shayla. Yalah, come, let me put my shayla for you." Drink more tea until you're just sure you're teeth have gone brown. Say "Khallas." (Khallas means, "Okay, or finished,") return the shayla, fluff your curls and leave Arabic teacher staff room. 11:00am. Watch movie or television series in Canadian teachers classroom. Put posters on the windows and pull down the shades so no one can see what you all are watching. Try not to laugh so loud. When sex scenes happen peer out of the window from behind posters to check the hallways for any administration. 12:30p.m. Go home.

This or a variation of this day has happened all this week. It's been quite easy getting paid to laze about the school, but I'm wondering how I'll be faring when I'm still doing this is 3 weeks. In Abu Dhabi, we've got to come to school a full month after the students have broken up and gone home for summer. Maybe I will start planning things for next year. Maybe I won't. At any rate, the summer is here. I have decided that I'm not going to America in the summer. I'll be hanging around the Emirates. Maybe I will go up to the top of the tent, (Ras al Khaimah) which is the northernmost Emirate, and work my way down staying in the finest of hotels and combing the finest of beaches the Emirates have to offer. Really excited about Fujairah because there is the amazing Hajaar mountain range that you stare out at from the equally stunning beaches.... Actually Fujairah is almost totally mountainous, so I'm extremely excited to bask in this probable beauty.

First I have to get through these three murderous weeks of school daze.
















Wednesday, June 12, 2013

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A Little Behind, You Could Say

Right. So what's ridiculous is that I haven't actually blogged in, well, 9 months. I've been here now for 10 months, so that makes me pretty inconsistent I'd say. I'd like to say I've been too busy getting my life to write about it, but that would only be half true. The other half of the time I've been relaxing. I've actually never relaxed so much in my short life. I've never drank so much tea in life either. I've always liked tea, but now I enjoy tea. Shisha is definitely so bad for me, but it occupies my time some days when the evening feels deliberate and honeyed. Life is really good though. I don't know what I'm doing. I'm moving so slowly, but I think the time here has taken me fast.  I honestly love it though, whatever it is. I wish I could blog about the ten months past, but obviously that would require a book binding, so I suppose I'll just start off where I am and pepper this and future blogs about remarkable things that happened during the ten months. Yes, I suppose this is best. Actually, I'm overwhelmed now just thinking of all the remarkable things that have happened in the last year....

What I want to say the most, is that ten months ago when I said that I fell in love with this city, I meant it. I'm still quite in love with Abu Dhabi. It is not unrequited. This city wraps its arms around me.  I feel lucky in many ways. I am not here to work. I came here for that, to work, but that's no longer why I'm here. I am here now because being here means that I've finally stopped letting things happen to me. I've actively engaged myself in living here not through obligations, but through sheer happiness. I don't mean to sound overly obscure or even romantic...maybe I do. I control everything now. I control myself. I control my advancement. I control my enrichments and achievements. How is it possible to feel as though I'm standing still and yet to have moved so far ahead of where I used to be?


Some who come to this city aren't so enchanted. They can't get into the culture. They can't understand the systems. They're not interested in local norms and customs. That's alright I suppose, if you feel like trapping yourself in a bubble with people who are exactly the same as those you said goodbye to before you came here.  There's something refreshing about sticking yourself in the middle of the Arabic lady teacher table during the faculty meeting and then they ask you what kind of lipstick you're wearing. You want to explain that it's actually a lip crayon, the latest color by Tarte, but instead you just take it out and show them which results in them fawning over it and you. They say, "This is only in America, sah? Oh, they have the best make-up in America. I don't see this even in Dubai. Okay, when you go to America, you will bring me 3 of these Ms. Khadijah. And also one for my daughter."  It's exciting when you walk through the mall and local girls walk up to you, and after you tell them your name is Khadijah, they immediately ask you for your phone number and say, "Nice to meet new American Muslim girl. Give me missed call on Blackberry, I call you."  And it's absolutely disco when they invite you to their 11 year old daughter's birthday party which happens to be being held at the brand new Ritz Carlton hotel. Yes, please. Maybe I'm a fool. Maybe, just maybe, I've gone about things in a devil-may-care manner and I've danced into a huge time vortex. But, I don't think so. I think I've got it all right this time. I think I'm winning, Sheen style. It's not too early to joke about that.